Kenny got the car started. The three figures coming out of the woods stopped. One said "He thinks he can get away should we give him a head start?"

Karen Chechoff was feeling uneasy about the situation. She was a protoZoalord and if she did well on the job she was assigned to here she would be made a full zoalord. Her powers were already above those of your average proto zoalord but still below the power of a full one. But at the rate this was going with the new Ultra Zoanoid running amok she may never become a full zoalord. She looked at Dr Carver and said "Are you sure it was wise to send only three hyper zoanoids after him. I doubt even hyper zoanoids could stand up to an ultra zoanoid."

Dr. Carver said "Our test subject has no memory of transforming because when he ran amok before that cloned control metal we put in him went into defence mode for some unknown reason. But my point is he has no memory of changing. The only way he’ll change now is if it’s triggered accidentally. To trigger it accidentally he would need to be in a great deal of stress. Why don’t you tell those hyper zoanoids to capacitate him quickly before that can happen.

Karen sent a telepathic message to the hyper zoanoids "All right you three! You need to capacitate him before he can react to being captured understand? If you come back without him you know what I’ll do to you!"

The leader of the group said "All right transform! We need to get the test subject back if you guys intend to keep your heads!" Zerabebuth, Thancrus, Pandyne! They transformed into their hyper zoanoid forms.

Kenny was speeding down the road naked. A police man was waiting behind a billboard for unsuspecting speeders. As soon as Kennys truck went by about 25 mph over the speed limit he came out to chase after him. Suddenly the police car was lifted into the air and hurled about 20 feet as a Creature with lobster like skin texture and three antennae’s sticking out of it head shouted "out of my way punk!" Kenny saw this in his rear view mirror and stepped on the gas! Zerabebuth did a summersault and landed in front of the truck stopping it. Kenny was still stepping on the gas but Zerababuth lifted up the truck and fliped it over. Thancrus sliced open the door with his vibro sword. PanaDyne reached in and grabbed him. Kenny screaming being held up in the air by a creature out of his worst nightmares began to feel an odd sensation coming over him. He seemingly exploded sending PanaDyne hurling 10 feet in the air. Where Kenny once stood was now a huge glowing beetle like creature. PanaDyne shouted "Damn he changed! Eat this!" A huge spray of liquid explosives splattered all over him. It exploded but didn’t faze him. Not even a scratch. Seemingly unaware of his transformation he knocked PanaDynes head off with one blow. Zerababuth and Thancrus jumped back into the forest. Kenny suddenly came to a realisation. He had changed! "W-what happened to me?? NOOOOOOOOOOO I’ve turned into some kind of a bug! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH ! This has got to be some sort of dream!" He began to shrink down all the non-human body-parts retracted inside him. Naked steam poured from all the pores of his body. Kenny saw his truck lying on its side with the door ripped off. He managed to push it back over and drove away.

Dr. Carver was in his private office a voice came out of the shadows two beaming red eyes stared at him. Dr Carver said "Chikiri! I-I wasn’t expecting you!" The being known as Chikiri said in a raspy ghostly voice "The new ultra zoanoid is out of control. This doesn’t work in the best interest of our plans. I want you to initiate phase two in order to put an end to this!" Dr. Carver said " You mean the introduction of the Avatar bio booster zoa type! That would be at least a decade ahead of what Chronos would suspect of even their most brilliant scientist! that new protozoalord Karen Chechoff is already suspicious what do we do if she gets to close?" Chikiri said "I wouldn’t worry about her I have everything accounted for. If she does find out you know what to do."

Dr Carver responded simply "Yes... Yes I do!"

Kenny reached his apartment and knocked on the door. His roommate Dilbert Coalman opened the door and shouted "ARE YOU CRAZY YOUR NAKED!!!!!!" Kenny embarrassed said "Oh you’ve noticed now let me in! There’s people stareing at me!" Dilbert said "All right... Say how did you get naked?" Kenny said "Errr... a kangaroo stole my cloths." Dilbert answered "Yeah right a kangaroo! You wanna hear what I think? I think you were with someone and when you weren’t paying attention she took your cloths and left!"

Kenny was getting pretty ticked off at Dilbert and was beginning to feel the changes coming over him. "Kenny said " Uhh I’ve got to go to the bathroom!" Kenny ran in the bathroom and shut the door. Dilbert noticed as he ran in a little steam was coming off his skin. As soon as he got in the bathroom his skin split open and he seemingly exploded into a giant glowing insectoid. His antler like horns smashed into the roof. "Awww man Dilberts not going to like what happened to the ceiling! Wait.... The others their nearby I can sense them! I’d better get out of here!" Dilbert heard a crash in the bathroom. He opened up the door to find a hole in the ceiling "AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH! the ceiling!" Dilbert lost his balance and fell over. He opened his eyes to see two creatures standing over him. one said "Tell us where he went!" Dilbert said "Uhhh heheheeh... This must be dream! Uhh yeah that’s it! None of this is real!" Zerabebuth flung him across the room with such force he cracked the wall when he hit it. Thancrus said "Now listen very carefully..."

Kenny in his zoaform sat up in a large tree. On a far hill Diana Springer watched the glowing insectoid in the tree through her binoculars. This was a type she didn’t recognise. It must be new.

Kenny looked at his arm "This lumpy thing feels hollow!" The white pod on his arm popped open when the thought occurred that it was hollow. "It looks like a weapon of some sort. When I willed it to open it opened. I wonder if I can make it fire." He concentrated on firing and pointed at a large boulder. Three dark crackling balls flew forth from it demolishing the boulder. Diana Springer dropped her binoculars when she saw this and exclaimed "Bbbut how?? did it do that?!? This is no ordinary zoanoid I’d better follow it and take him off guard."

Zerababuth was up on the roof with Dilbert crammed inside a large garbage can. Zerababuth said "All right I’ll ask you one more time! Where did he go?"

Inside the garbage can Dilbert was crying " I-I-I ddont know anything I-I’m just a normal guy!" Thaneceus giggled "Just a normal guy eh? Well I don’t know to many normal guys who keep posters in their room that have naked pictures of Newt Gingritch on them!" Dilbert said "What kind of an interrogation is this your just making fun of me now!" Thancrus said "I guess were just getting bored since your friend hasn’t shown up yet. How’s about we play a little game! Like Pinata!" They strung the garbage can up in a tree and Thancrus took a swipe at it. His blade easily penetrated and cut Dilberts leg. Dilbert screamed in agony! Thancrus kept on poking at him causing him to scream more. Thancrus laughed " What’s the matter? I think the last thing I’ll show you before you die is that Newt Gingritch poster in your room!" This added insult to injury it was to much for Dilbert to take. He said "I may die but at least I’ll go down fighting." He tried to punch Thancrus. He opened his eyes and Trancrus lay dead on the roof. Behind him stood a huge glowing creature that bore a resemblance to a giant scarab beetle. Zerababuth said "So you finally showed yourself! You puny insect Ill crush you!" Zerababuth ran at XechTorr who caught his fist smashing it. Zerababuth screamed as he brought his fist down on his head crushing him like an insect!" Zerababuth and Thancrus both dissolved. Dilbert said "Uhhhnn..." and he fainted.

Diana Springer readied her weapons to attack this new zoanoid.

Karen Chechoff walked into Dr. Carvers lab and said "As you know this isn’t the only brantch of Cronos working on Ultra Zoanoids. Cronos Russia is sending its prototype here to deal with our problem."

Dr. Carver " Slapped his hand on his face in frustration and said "No one else knows ho to make an Ultra Zoanoid! That so called Ultra Zoanoid your sending here is actualy just a really fancie hyper zoanoid! It won’t stand a chance! You need to create the next type I designed, the Avatar Ultra Zoanoid!"

Karen Chechoff said "I would hate for Cronos to lose a mind as brilliant as yours. If the Russian Ultra Zoanoid fails I’ll give you one more chance. But if you fail after that you know what I’ll have to do!"

Dilbert woke up to see a glowing creature that resembled a scarab beetle starring down on him. Dilbert screamed "Arrrgghhh it wasnt a dream!" The glowing beatle like creature said "Easy there man! It’s me!" Dilbert responded "Uhhh me who?" The glowing beatle said "Man your dense! It’s me Kenny!I can turn into this thing for some reasone and I don’t know why!" Dilbert got a funny look on his face and said "Errr your voice sounds differnt to.." Diana targeted the insectoid who stood over the human. She fired her rail gun and a spure flew out about half the speed of light punctureing XechTorrs armor and comeing out the other side. Kenny said "Errrgh... what now?" a figure clad in shining silver armour flew up into a tree she wore a jet pack and toted a strange looking gun. Her face was conceild by a strange helmet. Dilbert observed "It’s not another one of those monsters! I think thats a human and from the proportions it looks like a woman. XechTorr said "Very observant of you now get down she’s about to shoot again!" But this time the gravity weapon on his waist glowed and the rail gun spure stopped in mid air about 3 feet from his chest. Then it just fell to the ground. The worst Zoanoid Diana had ever combated was a zerababuth type. This was totally unexpected to go up against something this powerful. A voice that had the same tone as a noise an insect might make emitted from the strange Zoanoid below "Your a good shot! Now lets see how good you are at dodging!" The pods on his arms and legs opend along with the largest in between his two horns. 13 pressure cannon shots came out. Diana turned on her jet pack and got out of the tree as it was completely torn apart. The pressure cannon shots kept on going takeing out a good chunk of forest.

The mysterious attacker fired a sonic gun. The sound waves caused Dilberts glasses to break and brought both of them to their knees. She increased the out put and they fell over unconcious. A little more and it would have killed Dilbert. But she didnt want to kill any humans so she didnt. She walked over to move Dilbert out of the way when she was lifted in the air by her ankle. XechTorr said "Just fooling! I was awake all the time!" Diana tried to shoot her rail gun but he crushed it. "Ill take this to!" he ripped off her Jetpack and smashed it under his foot.

Diana said "I may die but I’ll still go down fighting! She pulled out a sword and whacked him with it. A high voltage charge went through the sword electrocuting him. XechTorr fell to his knees and Diana got down. She pulled out a canister of nerve gas. A crackling black ball shot out of the pressure cannon by his antlers. When it hit thi can it dissapeard. The wasnt even any nerve gas left. What ever those black balls were they took whatever they hit somewhere else they didn’t just destroy it.

Dr Carver watching said "So they met up with our little pest. She doesn’t seem to realise those black balls are actualy tiney wormholes!"

Diana said "All right you win now finish it!" Kenny said "Huh?!?" Diana said I know what you intend to do your going to turn me into one of those things I’d rather die!"

Kenny said "Oh you think were with those other guys! Well were not!"

Diana said "That’s impossible! They have some sort of mind control over all zoanoids! They cant go renegade! No matter how bad they want to..." "I have!"

"You lie! This is just another trick!"

"No it’s not!" said a mysterious voice comeing from the bushes. It was a Zoanoid that looked like a cross between Gaster, Enzyme and Somlom. It fired a missile on the end of the missle was a vibro blade! It penetrated Deep into XechTorrs exoskeliton! Then an explosive inside detonated blowing a chunk out of him.

Another Zoanoid of the same type as this jumped out from another tree. There were two of them. He chraged all 13 pressure cannons! Most missed except the largest one by his antlers witch hit home takeing the arm off one of them. It seemed olblivious to it’s arm being blown off and laughed" Hahahahah! An arm for an arm!He fired a missile it hit XechTorrs arm and exploded into a strange goo. "That goo organically bonds to any organic objects it touches" XechTorrs Arm was stuck to a tree. "Now were going to tear you apart you little maggot!" XechTorr ripped the tree out of the ground. He impaled one of the Russian Ultra Zoanoids with it driving it through him like a stack. XechTorr broke his arm free. A vibro blade extended from it choping off one of the missile launchers. The liquid explosive sprayed all over the place. But it didnt mix with the other pack so it didnt kill him. He jumped into a ravine to escape. The Russian Ultra Zoanoid came ashore down stream. An orange and red striped Guyver stood there. The Russian Ultra Zoanoid said "This can’t be! I must be hallucinating! Theres not supposed to be any Australian Guyvers!" The Guyver said "I’m no mere Guyver! I am Aries! God of War!" Three Vibro blades extended from Aries arm and that was the last thing the Russian Ultra Zoanoid saw.

  

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